0 SiMpLe LaW oF ThE NaTuRe

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Variation

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

The Coffee Law

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance

If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Now Reconcile with your own experience and feel happy..............

0 YeS..? No..?

it's a lazy day..woke up kindda early today..haha..took my own sweet time to get online, then get ready to work..

still haven't made my decision yet..on my way to work, called mama again to ask for her opinion..got de same answer frm her (she want's me to decide for my future n go for wut i really want for my career)

can't really think straight rite now..i still need opinion frm some1..babah..called babah n asked for his opinion again..after a long chat, i finally made up my mind to STAY..babah agreed (thanx 4 de advice babah)

reached office early today..smooth traffic =) switch on my pc, read de emails n start doing my work *ops..lupa lak nk call RBC..biar la dulu..haha* a few minutes later there's an incoming call..owh..its Brian *speaking of de devil..hahaha* told him that i'm gonna have to say NO n he wanted to know y..told him dat they counter offered me..i tot dat was it..he still haven't give up..he counter offer me again..an offer that i can't resist (ye ke) *adoii* n finally i said YES but i'll only start after raya..he agreed..weee~ *hopefully i'm doing de rite thing*

so 1 month frm now, goodbye SCOPE n hello RBC =)

0 DeCiSioN..DeCiSioN..DeCiSioN -_-

RBC..i used to want it sooo bad but now, i just dun know wut i really want..haha *doinks*

tried to ask around for opinions & here r de feedbacks:

Abah : it's ur call..think about it..it's your career path..what ever it is, i'll always support u (thanx abah)

Mama : ikut ampa la..ampa yg nk keja (adoii)

Comot : In terms of pay, i'll go for it but in terms to adapt to changes in lifestyle, maybe not (hahaha)

Hun : It's up to u..If u dun want de job, then y did u go for de interview at de 1st place (he was not in a good mood..headche..sowy hun) decide bcos of u, not others (hmmm)

Yuyos : Think about it wisely..there's always pros n cons for every decission that u make..u just have to adapt wif it..u should know better (thanx yayang)

Boy : g la nok..rugi sgt if x g..it's a lifetime opportunity taw..if i were u, i will definitely go (he's so excited)

Erynn : g la chub..rugi seh x g..if ko xnk, pass kt aku je..haha (ayokk)

Vinay : How much are they oferring u? I think u should demand higher..what they're offering u is only for entry level where u already have experience..if ur going bcoz of the extra money they're offering, u can still stay here n shift back to night shift processing team, the pay is about de same..but if u want to go there bcoz u want a new environment, then go for it..try to think about it..

**thank u all 4 ur opinions..but up till now, i still can't make up my mind *sigh*

0 ** WaKa WaKa **

OMG!! he's so cute ^_^

enjoy =)

0 **eMoTioNaL GarBage**

When we are hurt or oppressed, we may internalize the emotional injury. Then,

when placed in a similar situation in the future, we act in

a rigid, mechanical, “patterned” way. This mindless,

compulsive behavior is seldom useful, and it can be quite

destructive. Sometimes we re-enact the role we played as

victim of the hurt, sometimes we switch into the role of

the perpetrator. Either way, we are usually thinking

poorly — unable to evaluate what is really happening and

unable to come up with rational and appropriate responses

to the current situation.

All of us suffer from these internalized emotional injuries.

The more traumatic the original injury and the less

opportunity for healing ourselves at the time or afterwards,

the more rigid are our patterns. Usually we are

unaware (or just barely aware) of our conditioned behavior

or the events that trigger it. Even if we are aware, it

may be difficult for us to break free. Often we act badly

when we are interacting with someone else who is also

acting out some patterned behavior that meshes with ours.

Once patterned behaviors get locked together, the interaction

may get more intense, more rigid, and more

destructive.

** have to admit that it's hard to get rid of the emotional garbage but trust me, someday u'll have to get rid of it anyway..make way for others to open up ur heart..hurt once doesn't mean that u'll get hurt forever..life is about taking chances..it makes us more matured =)

0 ** LiZarD **

a friend of mine forwarded an email which is kindda touching (yeke? haha)

just wanted to share it wif all. so, here it goes...

This is a true story that happened in Japan .

In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was! first built. What happened?

The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!!!!!

In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling.

Then he wondered howthis lizard survived for 10 years! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating.

Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in its mouth.

Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years... Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner.

Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

Please never abandon your loved ones

Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ...

You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.....

But You Might Be The Only World To Them....

A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds..

Before you say something just remember.. It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make...